Christmas Calories Don't Count Hoodie

Wear Your Holiday Motto Loud and Proud!
 
Finally, a piece of apparel that speaks the truth! Our hilarious and ultra-cozy "Christmas Calories Don't Count" Hoodie is your official uniform for holiday indulgence. This hoodie is more than just comfortable; it’s a commitment to enjoying every single cookie, every extra helping, and every decadent drink without an ounce of guilt.
 
Key Features:
 
Relatable & Funny Message: Features the beloved holiday motto, "Christmas Calories Don't Count," in a fun, festive script that's guaranteed to get a laugh.
Supreme Comfort: Made from a plush, soft-touch fabric (e.g., a thick cotton/poly fleece blend - you may want to specify the material) that feels like a warm hug, perfect for lounging, cookie baking, and post-feast naps.
Warm & Practical: Includes a roomy fit, a cozy drawstring hood to fend off winter chill, and a large front kangaroo pocket—ideal for keeping your hands warm or stashing emergency treats.
Perfect Gift: A guaranteed hit for Secret Santa, friends, family, or anyone who knows the true meaning of holiday cheer (and holiday feasting!).
Slip into this hoodie and embrace the most delicious time of the year—guilt-free!